Lady :Is this my train?Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi .
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.
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- A drunkard was brought to court.
- Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.
- The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order."
- The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor, I'll have a scotch and soda."
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- Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time?
- Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
- Customer : I bet you, it won't.
- Post Master : Why not?
- Customer : It's addressed to Mumbai.
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